Random Ruminations (Thursday Edition)

• Pamela Anderson, the queen of plastic and all things artificial, doesn't like leather seats in cars, because it's like "smelly, dead skin".
• People don't want to see empty action flicks? You could have fooled me. (BBC)
• Don't the Beckham boys have enough crap already? What are they going to do with diamond encrusted watches-- scratch up all the plate glass on their estate?
• Now we know why Nicole Richie was such a close friend of Paris Hilton's-- simple minds think alike.
• Paris Hilton has finally discovered that anal is not the only form of birth control. (Defamer)
• Speaking of birth control, it seems that Dennis Rodman never considered that Madonna might have used any with him.
• If people think that Beyonce is pregnant, why is it that no one assumes that Mariah Carey is? Oh, yeah... right. (HT)
• Woody Allen has officially become creepy. (Gawker)
• Kim Cattrall has officially become Samantha Jones.
• Is there anyone in the world who is crazy enough to pay for Vincent Gallo's sperm? (Perez Hilton)
• Is Sharon Osbourne actually some kind of pervert?