Random Ruminations (Sunday Edition)

• Janice Dickinson and Omarosa are more alike than they'd ever admit. (ONTD)
• Maybe this girl should never get pregnant. (Adrants)
• Another iPod parody, provided by Dave Chappelle.
• LA Times states the obvious about blogs.
• Are women actually better at living alone than men? Or are we just better at wasting time and money? (London Times)
• Nick Carter + Bai Ling = Nick Carter + Paris Hilton - a lot of money.
• Maybe one day we'll be able to wake up from the bad dream that is Gwen Stefani's "fashion" designs.
• Are tailors just getting lazy these days, or is wearing an evening gown just too complicated a task for some people? (Gawker)
• An interview with Clearskinned Dunce can be found here. (Independent)
• Who's the dummy here? (SFGate)
• Does Shaggy really prefer the clothes to the woman? (3am Girls)
• Apparently, if a successful woman wants to be with a successful man, she'd better keep some of her success on the DL, so that she won't be a threat to her man's success. (London Times)
• Kathy Hilton likes to think that Paris Hilton was in love with Rick Salomon... well, maybe she was-- because Hilton time is like light years faster than real time. This explains why Paris goes through so many men from month to month.
• When, exactly, did proms turn into the high school equivalent of Spring Break? (Slate)